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The chipmunk conundrum

When you were a child, did someone shove a chipmunk down your trousers? Or a squirrel/ ferret/rat/gerbil/other small furry animal with sharp teeth? Did it bite you, painfully but not seriously, on some sensitive part of your intimate anatomy? No? Me neither. I ask only in a spirit of simple enquiry after reading the latest novel by Carl Hiaasen.

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