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George Street's Diary

Thursday: Woe is me! My head is full of glorious plans to celebrate the new millennium, but my pocket contains a mere 50 quid, a creased photo of Anthea Turner and some fluff. The decision to withhold funding for my £500M, GS2000 millennium extravaganza is a grave mistake. Why should it be spent instead on the National Museum of Mandy's Toenail Clippings?

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